my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

They’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting them that you miss them and they won’t respond.
(via menstruating)

(Source: sureth-ng)

Your kiss feels like home and I’m so fucking homesick.
(via lovesthecure)




Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"


constantly torn between “I’m a piece of shit” and “I’m fucking perfect, someone kiss me”

do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk)