feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

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the-anal-rapist:

when you see a bitch flirting with your man…

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fruitcrocs:

i’m a hormonal teenage girl who cried for twenty minutes when my noodles fell off my fork this morning