my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
constantly torn between “I’m a piece of shit” and “I’m fucking perfect, someone kiss me”
do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u